Ohh it really is a shit sandwich

So i bought a new car and when i came home with it Josh says but i liked our old van. Lol oookay?

The O was at the window playing peckaboo curtains. And i came in he crawled to me. then fell down with a splat. I was like what is that smell. Dad yells oh no. I grabbed the baby and ran to the bathroom. He had pooped and it was dripping out every area possible. So i had to wash him.
In the livingroom was a big wet pile of liquid shit. Dad started cleaning it while i was washing the baby. mom walked to the window its over hear to. Apparently when he fell to crawl to me it went SPLAT!!!!. It was on the wall. baseboard, carpet plant stool, and you name it it was there. Mom was like how the heck did he get it here and here and here.
What a job cleaning it up. Poor dad and mom.