Monkeys vs. Public Housing

If given the choice between living in a cage with wild monkeys and living in public housing, I'd choose the monkeys.
To late!!!
I meet my neighbor. Here I'll start from the beginning.
Pulled up to evaluate the new apartment. Walked up to the old brown door. Pulled it open with a long horrible squeek. Opened the big metal door of doom and inside it was. It was not like the palace I was used to. It was cold and hard. It had the smell of freshly painted walls. but the musk of sour water. The warn out floors reminded me of an old nursing home and the white walls of a crazy home. the kitchen was nice. I even was giving a cutting board. So as to cut what I thought. the rooms were tiny. Barely big enough for 2 children. I thought perhaps I should have bought a futon and slept in the living room. THen there would be enough space. With 2 small bedrooms and almost 5 seconds later I had seen the whole apartment.
Then it happened. I went outside and met the new neighbor. She was young and had a 2 year old running around her feet and her man was carrying her 5 month old baby girl. They had been the ones that had earlier made a boom on the ceiling so loud that my two year old jump and yelled hellloooooo. heeeelllloooooo.
Her son was so sweet not. He throw a ball in my van window and hit me in the face. then he climbed the side of my van. she explained that she has warned me. Of what you are thinking. that her son pees off the balcony. Yes Pisses off of the damn balcony. Do you know what is beside her balcony. My patio. THe only damn patio area I have. And what will F be on the patio. Play equipment and bikes. B****. I dont think I will like her. Had a dream I had to wash all the balcony stuff so I sprayed her and her son with the water hose. Score 1 for me. then there was a big fight.
back to real life. Then I had to back up and her little boy wanted to come with us. He had a hold of my van door handle and she was prying him off. This is going to be GREAT.
Oh and is there anyone who has a stackable washer and dryer for cheap. yeah thats what they require. Sucks I have a nice dryer and washer.
Well its very early and Im on my way to work.