Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Okay so if you go to walmart everyday it does get boring

In business class we are discussing bad and good companies. We talk about Walmart a lot because of everything that is happening to walmart. I myself love walmart. But the high school kids in class mentioned that since there is nothing else to do in town they go to walmart to hang out. They entertain themselves by playing tag in and out of other customers. I then came across this email and decided to share it.

15 Things to do at wal-mart when your going to be in there for a long time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

Friday, January 13, 2006

?Que tal?


Well school started. Christmas break was nice. My sister came to visit. It was great. Hey D i read your blog dont worry things will get better. At least this isnt you.
I thought it was a wise idea to take Spanish. The first day was cool, but on the second day it was horrible. My teacher started talking very quickly in spanish. Giving us orders I was so lose when everyone stood up I did too. When they opened their books so did I. i felt so stupid. Good news I got a membership offer from the Phi Theta Kappa. I thought that was cool. I couldnt believe it . My husband said no way your not doing it. I think it could be very helpful. Monday was cool I had class with my cousin. Its nice to know someone. I'll write soon. Adios

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