i scream for hormones

I recently bought a book. The book that some men don't want woman to know about. It gives us a right to grip and complain. It gives us the right to ask for that donut and him not say why do I have to get it for you. Without that usual answer because i said so and i am the goddess of this house. It's call 28 Days: what your cycle reveals about your love life moods and potential . its by a woman for woman.
yesterday was day 27 of my pms cycle and all i wanted was a mcgridle. Before i could stop him, my husband grabbed it and gobbled it up. I said," i wanted that." In a not so nice tone. "Too bad." he replied as he ate the last bite. I was so mad i grabbed my book. I thought about hitting him with it but decided instead to read todays few pages. I read about how i should be feeling and then i was hit with a brick wall. Shaking the book at him i said," your right here in my book. It says today you with take the last krispy kreme donut." But don't worry only 2 more days of your cycle left. I read that part to myself. he said," its a mcgridle not a donut." I was so mad i pushed him right out of the bed.
The next morning when he got home from work he handed me a bag of mcgridles and said i love you. That book is so great. Soon women will rule even more than we already do. Out of our way men we're taking over.